I'm head over heels in love with Laura. And I don't want to be the guy that's like, "Oh, who's hotter, this bitch or this bitch?" I wanna be the guy that's obsessed with one girl.


lauraralston whispered, "ANSWER QUESTIONS YOU LAZY BUTT! INTERNET POPULARITY AWAITS YOU."

FINE BUT I’M GOING TO USE ALL CAPS


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This is Laura. 

And I may or may not be drunk. And we’re watching Big Bang Theory. And I just though you’ll deserved the update. Like this post if Beej is the best thing ever! :)


posted 2 years ago with 1 note

Anonymous whispered, "So like omg I was like laying in my bed on my red usmc blanket and I was just wondering like um...how big is your penis? Cuz like...I've been wondering for a while and like...I was thinking about it a lot and like...was just thinking... Send nudez."

You realize in order to “send nudez” to an anon I’d have to post pictures of my dick on my blog. If this post gets 10,000 notes I’ll do it. If not then you have to come to my house and see for yourself =)


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is it really that hard?!

is it really that hard?!


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Anonymous whispered, "When did you know you were in love?"

somewhere between when she snuck out of her house every night to come over and when she felt bad about getting drunk and yakking all over my place so she cleaned everything when i was at work. sorry i don’t have a “when we looked across the room and our eyes met” story.. i’m not really a romantic haha


posted 2 years ago with 3 notes

Anonymous whispered, "How much do you love Laura?"

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posted 2 years ago with 1 note

djs96753 whispered, "Aloha from Hawaii sir. Thank you for all you do for our country. You along with many others are in my prayers daily. Stay safe and Aloha!"

mahalo nui loa! i always appreciate prayers =) 


posted 2 years ago with 1 note

Anonymous whispered, "You have like this "mancave" though?! lol and like a waterfall, an entertainment center, and pool and more? How the heck is that "not rich"? :/"

OHH! yeah i rent a studio apt and that’s my landlords backyard haha!  he did it all himself


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Anonymous whispered, "Do you answer any personal questions? ... Like about your intimate life?"

yeah but not from anons


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