I'm head over heels in love with Laura. And I don't want to be the guy that's like, "Oh, who's hotter, this bitch or this bitch?" I wanna be the guy that's obsessed with one girl.


Anonymous whispered, "So like omg I was like laying in my bed on my red usmc blanket and I was just wondering like um...how big is your penis? Cuz like...I've been wondering for a while and like...I was thinking about it a lot and like...was just thinking... Send nudez."

You realize in order to “send nudez” to an anon I’d have to post pictures of my dick on my blog. If this post gets 10,000 notes I’ll do it. If not then you have to come to my house and see for yourself =)


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